SELECT * FROM Celko – March 2011
My wife just quit her job at an animal shelter after five years. I am hoping she will actually write…
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SELECT * FROM Celko December 2010
Joe Celko provides an overview of the various types of auctions and explains that they are a classic way of…
SELECT * FROM Celko – September 2010
In this column Joe Celko provides insights into predictive analysis and new paradigms.
SELECT * FROM Celko – June 2010
In this column, Joe Celko tells us that Intelligent Design depends on the concept of ÒIrreducible Complexity,Ó which says that…
SELECT * FROM Celko – March 2010
Joe Celko emphasizes that the bottom line is that there is no voting system that satisfies simple criteria for fairness.…
SELECT * FROM Celko – December 2009
A professional programmer plans for the future on any platform, hardware or software.
SELECT * FROM Celko – September 2009
In computer science, the term "orthagonal" generally is used to refer to programming languages that permit nesting of expressions without…
SELECT * FROM Celko – June 2009
Joe Celko explains the value of Google diligence.
SELECT * FROM Celko – March 2009
Joe Celko looks at his favorite bad design - attribute splitting, something that shows up in so many forms at…
SELECT * FROM Celko – December 2008
Joe Celko discusses the confusion that arises when various databases and other data sources don't quite agree on definitions.